It happens to some of us. We will deny it in public, but we
know deep down that it's true.
You have the naughtiest child in the class. You made it. You
put it in the class. And now you have to carry the consequences of those
foolish acts.
You'd expect people to understand your hardship. You want
people to show you some mercy. They surely know it's not your fault. You are
wrong. People like to judge. They will not let you off the hook lightly. Their
accusing glances will haunt you wherever your paths cross.
Here is a guide for parents who unlike me have the
naughtiest child of the class.
Firstly, brand your school run car in your oppositions
brand. People will start hating the opposition. Suddenly your child might turn
in a money spinner. And we all know that money makes us happy!
Secondly, whenever the school organises an event, send 'new'
people to the happenings. Granddad to the school sleepover, mom to the parent
evening, granny to the musical, dad to the sports day and aunty to the yearly
tidily winks circus. You will keep people guessing who 'that' child belongs to.
Thirdly, delete yourself off the nowadays compulsive class
whatsapp group. Class whatsapp groups are the gangrene of our society. For all
the practical sharing there are ten dismissive and divisive comments.
To make this invaluable post even more invaluable: delete
yourself of most maybe all whatsapp groups. Whatsapp groups are evil, useless
and complete time wasters.
If you feel these three golden tips do not change your
naughty child problem enough. You can put it up for adoption. There are many
desperate couples out there who can easily be tricked in having your kid. Desperate
people don't see the truth, they live in denial.
There you go. Another problem solved in your life.
No need to thank me.
